I was reminded of the following dialogue about the exceptionally large-headed boy "Head" in So I Married An Axe Murderer:
Stuart: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony: Shhh!
Stuart: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony: Shh!
Stuart: Has it's own weather system.
Tony: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart: HEAD! MOVE!
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| The suspiciously macrocephalous Ashley. |
Since it's well-known that aliens--being approximately three times smarter than humans--need correspondingly expanded craniums to contain their oversized brains, an unusually large head is often a dead giveaway that an extra-terrestrial is in your midst.
And if he is an alien (as is almost certainly the case) : what the heck are we gonna do about it?!

All the more reason to storm area 51. Think of how many great chess players are there!
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of quality content I expect when I google a person to learn more after I WTF at the size of their head the first time I see them.
ReplyDeleteITS OWN, not IT'S OWN.
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